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via paranoicjellyfish // originally e-x-e

Thank you, Calcifer.

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via apricockjam // originally holoska

holoska:

good

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via awwww-cute // originally awwww-cute

awwww-cute:

Aliens

mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

Fight Club (1999)

"You met me at a very strange time in my life."
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via rucaknex // originally rucaknex

rucaknex:

The simpler gloves are done for the top parts and stuff, when i get proper leather gloves i’ll safety pin them to it.

soyrwoo:

silentsnowdrop:

kreamsoda:

a99ron:

pineapplerobots:

raigeki55:

princetaylor:

catupthetree23:

good lord.

i asked for ice cream not a sword

#forged in the fires of mount vanilla/chocolate swirl

ICECALIBUR

icecalibur

ah yes the blade which I am destined to wield

This is the ice cream that will pierce the heavens?

A twisting soft serve binds to me and follows everywhere I go
It carries the hope of ice creameries and everything we know

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via baelor // originally 4gifs
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via lanadelgayest // originally unclefather

clamjob:

*ride by lana del rey plays in distance*

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via spacedirk // originally fvckthisreality

fvckthisreality:

These actors are killing me and I’m dying sweetly.

captaingalaga:

I can’t be the only one

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

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via abstractius // originally azngirllh

fawnquest:

kenny-mccormick-loves-boobs:

azngirllh:

lwaxana:

nopiewinston:

azngirllh:

Friends VS Best Friends

original idea 

I mean..That first friend isn’t really a friend since they just laid their PASSED OUT FRIEND ON THEIR BACK.

DO NOT DO THIS.

IF SOMEONE IS PASSED OUT DUE TO ALCOHOL, IS STILL BREATHING, AND HAS A PULSE, PUT THEM ON THEIR SIDE.

This ensures that, if they throw up in their sleep, they don’t CHOKE AND DIE.

BE A GOOD FRIEND, NOT JUST A FRIEND.

A STEP BETTER IS TO PUT THEM IN THE RECOVERY POSITION 

THIS IS QUITE HARD TO FUCK UP, TBH, JUST ROLL THEM TOWARDS YOU HOLDING THEM BY THE SHOULDER AND THE HIP

THEN PLACE THEIR LIMBS AS ILLUSTRATED

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BE A DECENT PERSON, NOT JUST A PERSON

WHAT IS GOING ON

WHY IS KYLE PASSED OUT

is kyle ok tho